What are some tips or tricks to wow the beauty pageant judges when your daughter is basically talentless?

Any suggestions for the talent competition? She really is a clumsy dolt.What are some tips or tricks to wow the beauty pageant judges when your daughter is basically talentless?
Stop entering her in pageants...





Self-Esteem killerWhat are some tips or tricks to wow the beauty pageant judges when your daughter is basically talentless?
Get some good clothes for her





Not too much make up....





Groom her





Ask her to answer in short words not sentences





Encourage her and make her confident. That is what makes us win all the pageants in the world. Bye
thats not very nice to say about your daughter. If you were a good mom, you would come up with SOMETHING that is good about her.
it sounds as if you are forcing her!if she does not like this or has few chances do not let her go and embarrass herself!


i am sure there are other qualities in her other than being pretty!
A wonder bra helps
FORGET BEAUTY CONTESTS!


THEY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN DIRTY OLD MEN'S OPPORTUNITY TO GAWK AT YOUNGER WOMEN!


SHE SHOULD FOCUS ON HER EDUCATION!


DIP_HIT MEN PREFER STUPID WOMEN!
I applaud you, mom, for entering you child into the narcissistic society of beauty pageants. congratulations for degrading your young girl to showing her that success means being pretty and having a decent talent ';just walk around a stage in a bikini in front of a group of old perverted male judges and you are bound to win, honey.';


Ever think that maybe she has a talent and you are just to ignorant of a mother to realize or she never felt close enough to you to reveal it because she was sure you would scold her for it because it wouldnt look good enough in front of a group of judges?


Again i give you props for showing your child that the best a girl can do in life is become miss america and if she is lucky marry some old rich perv like donald trump and his wife.


peace out
Have a wardrobe malfunction at the proper moment.
not a very nice thing to say... mom.
A comedy routine? A speech? Does she like photography or art? If she can't sing or dance, maybe she can play an instrument.
Riiiiight.


Not a troll question here.





How about a monologue of how she's made it this far in life no thanks to her dad?
Have her break stuff, or do something that showcases her doltishness like climb a narrow set of stairs in 4'; stilettos with her arms pinned to a board behind her head. Every few seconds, she should stop to screech, ';I can take it!';, especially when she falls.